Left on Read by the Universe? Not Today(FRIDAY)

🔮💄Your Sassy, Sacred, and Slightly Savage Astro-Tarot Forecast

🃏Card of the Day:

5 of Coins (Pentacles)

Cue dramatic rain and sad violin.

Today might feel like you’re standing in the storm with one shoe on, emotionally broke, spiritually exhausted, and wondering, “Why me?”

But baby, here’s the twist…this card isn’t just about lack. It’s about the moment before your comeback. It’s the part in the movie montage where you’re down bad but about to glow up. The potential for change is screaming, and if you’re quiet enough, you’ll hear it whisper:

“You are not as lost as you feel.”

This is about resilience, growth, and finding the warmth inside the cold.

🧃 Clarifier:

Ride or Die Card

OKAY but hold UP, this card comes in like your cosmic bestie in a pink convertible yelling “GET IN, WE’RE HEALING.”

It’s giving:

• “I’ll love you for all of eternity”

• “I know you’re my person”

• “Let’s ROLL”

You might feel abandoned today… but someone (maybe YOU, maybe spirit, maybe your higher self in a glitter trench coat) is not giving up on you.

This is your reminder, you’re not alone. You have soul support, even if it’s not showing up in 3D yet. You’re someone’s ride or die, including your own.

💬 Cosmic Mood:

A little broke, or feeling a bit down. A little blessed. A whole lotta bold.

👑 Advice of the Day:

King of Cups

This king doesn’t run from the storm, he sits in it with a full chalice of wisdom and a whole lot of poise.

You’re being told to balance your emotions with your intellect. You can feel things deeply without letting them drive the car off an existential cliff.

“Be the ocean, not the flood.”

This king doesn’t pretend it doesn’t hurt, he just knows the hurt isn’t the whole story.

💥 Clarifier:

Iron Man (again, yes, because the Universe is poetic like that)

He’s back. And today, he’s your emotional superhero.

He’s armored AF. He fights the big battles. But inside? He’s got a heart that glows in the dark and powers everything he does. You’ve got to be brave enough to take the suit off sometimes and just… feel.

Your emotions are not the enemy. They’re the engine.

💅 Manifestation Forecast:

• You may hit a wall emotionally, but that wall? It’s made of paper. Push through.

• Someone loyal, cosmic, or unexpected may show up to remind you you’re loved.

• Balance, baby. You’re allowed to be soft AND strong, broken AND building.

🎨 Lucky Color:

Deep Blue

• Like your feels.

• Like the ocean.

• Like your eyes when you lie about being okay. 💁‍♀️

💖 Final Sass Spell:

Today is a plot twist. A test. A turning point.

You may feel low, but the King of Cups is on the throne, and your Ride or Die soul team is gassing up the getaway car.

Trust the rain.

Trust your heart.

And trust that you’re on your way back to power, with better lashes and a deeper purpose.

🌘 Until the moon calls again, walk gently between the veils, whisper your wishes to the stars, and let the night carry your magic. 🌑🔮

STARFIRE

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